Gwen Kaylor

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April 14, 2014
Datingmonkey: How To Get A Date With Someone You Meet Online

It really is a shame that this lady is no longer writing this blog.  She is hysterical, and says all the things I can’t, for I do not have her gift.

April 13, 2014
It figures…

So I cancelled my subscription to Zoosk and have until May 5th to ride out the 3 months I paid for, and in the last couple of days I actually got a decent hello from a handsome guy with a profile that I actually, so far, like!  No one is more surprised than I am.  We have only exchanged a couple of messages (not even emails or names yet), but this is farther than I have ever been with any of the online dating services…  I’m really not sure what to do next! LOL!

March 23, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Clever Boat Names [via]

Previously: Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

March 23, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. [x]

March 20, 2014
newyorker:

Lawrence Krauss on a scientific breakthrough that enables us to see the afterglow of the Big Bang: http://nyr.kr/No82A2

"For some people, the possibility that the laws of physics might illuminate even the creation of our own universe, without the need for supernatural intervention or any demonstration of purpose, is truly terrifying. But Monday’s announcement heralds the possible beginning of a new era, where even such cosmic existential questions are becoming accessible to experiment."

Photograph: Steffen Richter/Harvard University

newyorker:

Lawrence Krauss on a scientific breakthrough that enables us to see the afterglow of the Big Bang: http://nyr.kr/No82A2


"For some people, the possibility that the laws of physics might illuminate even the creation of our own universe, without the need for supernatural intervention or any demonstration of purpose, is truly terrifying. But Monday’s announcement heralds the possible beginning of a new era, where even such cosmic existential questions are becoming accessible to experiment."

Photograph: Steffen Richter/Harvard University

(Source: newyorker.com, via itsfullofstars)

March 17, 2014
javiercarrete:

A Solitary Meadow
by Steven Dempsey

javiercarrete:

A Solitary Meadow

by Steven Dempsey

(Source: willibeproject, via zsazsabellagio)

March 17, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell/foureyes]

tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell/foureyes]

March 17, 2014
St Patrick’s day snow (at idylwood East)

St Patrick’s day snow (at idylwood East)

March 17, 2014
St Patrick’s day snow (at idylwood East)

St Patrick’s day snow (at idylwood East)

March 1, 2014
More one-liners

So the chat messages are getting funnier, but I have to confess that I cancelled my subscription. And I have yet to chat with anybody.

Some of the recent ones:

I’m looking for treasure. Can I search you?

I must be the sun and you must be earth, because the closer we get, the hotter you become. (This one doesn’t even make sense.)

Can you give me directions…to your heart?

I’m sorry, maybe I’m being harsh, but I’d rather get a simple hello and a real introduction.  No bullshit.

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